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Has No One Noticed that Obama and Osama Rhyme? An Update on What China Thinks About Bin Laden
Sorry. Too political. Here are some of the theories we discussed . . .
- Bin Laden is not dead but this is a strategic move to get America’s guard down so he can return when we least expect it.
- Bin Laden has been dead for several years but Obama took credit for it now because his approval ratings are down.
- Osama and Obama are working together and made a deal to fake Osama’s death so Obama can get re-elected which will ultimately help Osama . . . and Obama.
- The U.S. actually killed an Osama decoy but by the time they realized it they had already announced the news so they buried him at sea quickly to cover it up.
- George Bush has masterminded a brilliant plan to spike Obama’s approval ratings early enough for a fickle American public to hate him by November 2012 and elect Donald Trump who is actually a robot controlled by Osama Bin Laden . . . who is actually a robot controlled by George Bush.
- Ok I just made that last one up. They have no idea who Donald Trump is and they would never call George Bush brilliant.
Turn Off the Light, Stupid: What China Thinks of Bin Laden
Watching the World Change From the Other Side of the World
I was in Taipei, Taiwan when President Clinton gave the second most famous speech of his presidency:”Ok maybe I did have sexual relations with that woman” (second only to his previous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”). I remember that day vividly because it was the first time I really caught a glimpse of my own culture through the eyes of another one. It’s an experience I have since come to love. There’s something brilliant that happens when you sit on the visitor’s side of the gym.
When Senator Obama changed his name to President I watched it online from a training center in Northeast China and I was the only one interested. I was just a few hundred miles away when Michael Phelps won 8 golds (although most people around me were 100% convinced he was doping). Over the past several weeks I have had several conversations with Chinese taxi drivers regarding President Obama and while I can’t understand every word I can always decipher “Li-bee-ya”, thumbs down and flatulence noises. Seeing your home through the lenses of the world doesn’t always change your position but it never leaves your position unchecked. It grants a fresh perspective that pummels your pride, tests your patience and in the end, forces you to either open your eyes or be painfully conscious of your choice to keep them closed.
Today was another world changing day. Looking forward to riding in a taxi tomorrow.
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Any guesses?
When Bad Things Happen to Good Hamsters
Rachel’s eulogy notes: (Translation) “Scramble P. Jones, I loved you. I will miss you. I will be lonely with no friend. Hope you’re buried good. Love Scrabble. S.P.J. |
There was some concern that scoundrels and looters might bother the grave site. Ra thought a note might help. “Ded Hampster. leave aLONE. Scramble Pintgon Jones.” |